Amputation with a blunt instrument is seldom pleasant.
"Evertything that I truley love is either immoral, illegal, or fattening" Sent by Moses
"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time" -- Simon Hackett
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe" -- a real newgroup
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