"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
 always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
                        -- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0

Teenaged girls use make-up to feel older sooner.
Their mothers use make-up to feel younger longer.

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. 
Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out" 

                            -- Steven Wright

That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture 

"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
                        -- Paul S. Sears