Henry Kissinger once asked Chou En-Lai to theorize on what might
have happened if Nikita Khrushchev had been assassinated instead
of John F. Kennedy. 

After a moments thought, he answered:
"I don't believe Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khrushchev." 

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. " 
    - e e cummings (1894-1962) 

"It's amazing what can get up there. People have got foot-long zucchinis
 stuck up there."
"Well that's why you use barbeque tongs..."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford, Karen

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
                        -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle

"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher