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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
 AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
                        -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers
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Anthony's Law of Force:
   Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
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