Seen on a bumper sticker... No Radio - Already Stolen
"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"
Margaret Thatcher: In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett.
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