"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

"If you tape a piece of buttered bread to 
the back of a cat butter side up and drop 
the cat, which will hit the ground, the 
cats fet or the buttered side of the 
bread?...Neither the assembly will reach 
a elevation of one foot from the ground 
and start to spin uncontrollably, 
perpetual motion."

"So does anyone use goto in Ada?"
                        -- Dan Glastonbury

"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
everything." 

    - Jim Harrison