The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. -Joey Adams
Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people." -- Jimmy Kimmel
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
After seeing how Disney is doing financially, I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists to boycott my company.
"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system." -- Bill Gates
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