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"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
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One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.
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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.
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