"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights." 

- J. Paul Getty 

Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the
       first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab.  The movie cost me $95.

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues
that are in all the other museums.