"He's so unhip that
 When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas,
 Whoever he was.
 The man ain't got no culture,"

        Paul Simon, "A Simple Desultory Philippic

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.

     - Lazarus Long 

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

Killing time murders opportunities.

Bradley's Bromide:
   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
   committee -- that will do them in.