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You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man.  A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
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"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)
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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
   --- Maryon Pearson
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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably 
worth it.
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Women say all men are the same, but they 
have no problem telling you how 
different you are from Mel Gibson.

Sent by mike
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