The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being
              hit on the head by a ball in the
              1934 World Series

Somebody's boring me.
I think it's me.

* What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
       unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness,
       The New York Times, 1960

If you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)