All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I
       should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

"MSDOS has to be one of the suckiest OSes ever."
"Umm... a small technical point. Messy-Dross is _not_ a true operating
 system. It's a program loader with a hardon and delusions of grandeur."
                        -- Gary Barnes, Valdis Kletnieks
                                from alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director

"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says
nothing.

Frederick Sawyer