A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife 
made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was 
ransacking an adjoining room. 

But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to 
say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there." 

"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to 
the poisons." 

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?

She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? 

Eight beers. 

Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the 
ladies toilet??

A. She had to pull her own pants down

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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? 

     He wanted children and she didn't want to get a sex change.