Tombstone Epitaph
In a London, England cemetery:
Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767

   A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes
   one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the
   window.
   
   Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins
   to stroke her thigh.
   
   As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
   
   "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical
   abnormalities."
   
   "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts.
   
   "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
   
   "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps of breast
   cancer."
   
   "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual
   intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm
   doing now?"
   
   "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."
   

Waiter: "How did you find your steak, sir,"? 
Young Man: "Quite accidentally, I assure you. 
I moved that piece of lettuce and there it was." 

Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one 
is blind and the other appears normal. A couple 
of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He 
sees the guys and decides to have compassion on 
them. 
He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his 
sight is restored. He touches the man in the 
wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. 
He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, 
God! I'm on workman's comp!'

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.
As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,
"Look at the legs among that group."

"Sorry old chap." replied the second doctor. "But I'm a
chest man myself."