Alan tells me about his son and his son's new under-
wear with superheroes on it.  One morning he comes running
into the bedroom, grabs the front of his pants and annouces
proudly, "Ive got Superman in my pants, Daddy.  What have
you got in yours?"  Before checking, I turned to my wife,
"Well, how should I answer him?"  She was too busy laughing.

One day, on a notice board, a message was written: 

"A parker pn lost if found plz return to me"
The next day, another notice was put up: 

"If anybody finds a E plz add it to the spelling of PEN"

Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N. J.,
in September, and his wife Bonnie was also injured, by a
quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up in their car. While
driving around at 2a.m., the bored couple lit the dynamite
and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen,
but they apparently failed to notice that the window was closed.