After the birth of her new baby, my cousin brought him to my place for a visit. While there, she decided to prepare dinner one night and the three of us went to the grocery store to get the things she needed. While she was shopping, I was holding the baby and slowly meandering through the place. A woman walked past me, knocked my purse from my shoulder, put her hand on my arm, looked me in the eye and said, "I'm sorry." I said it wasn't a problem and we each went on our way. When I told my cousin about it she insisted that I had just been hit by a pickpocket. I checked and found my wallet and keys were still in my purse. It wasn't until at work the next day that I discovered the missing item -- a sanitary napkin. Sent by renae
Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis with third-degree murder in the death of his beloved cousin, Kenneth E. Richards. According to police, Derrick suggested a game of Russian roulette and put a semiautomatic pistol to Ken's head instead of a revolver.
A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
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