Though you break your heart, men will go on as before.

        --Marcus Aurelius

Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
                        -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com

"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
 system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily
 cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
                        -- David Vicker