Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. --Marcus Aurelius
Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet. It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light. - Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?" -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS." -- David Vicker
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