Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed
experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a
demagogue.
        When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil
empire, I knew he was a dangerous kook.
        When that fool Reagan said that we could end the Cold War by
escalating the arms race, I knew the odds favored nuclear
annihilation.
        When the Soviet Union went broke, dissolved, and repudiated
its past, I knew it was all Gorbachev's genius, and that fool Reagan
had nothing to do with it.
        Because if that fool Reagan was right all along...
        ...what kind of fool am I?
        --Jules Feiffer

"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

I don't like to advocate drugs, alcohol, narcotics or insanity to anyone. . .
but they've always worked for me. 

- Hunter S. Thomson 

May those who love us, love us.  And those who don't love us, may God turn
their hearts.  And if he does not turn their hearts, may he turn their
ankles so we can see them coming.