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"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.
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The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes
disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.
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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.
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It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.

                                                       --Friedrich Nietzsche
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"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton
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