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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!
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I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
    -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. 

                                     -Erica Jong
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   A friend asked my wife if I was hard to please
   
   She replied, "Don't know. Never tried."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)
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