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"Tech people + pizza = Tech people"
                        -- me
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Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!
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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as 
they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they  were cramming for their 
finals.
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