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Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
       mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
       Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
       the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
       Italians.
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright
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"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon
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"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"
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