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"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
                        -- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
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"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
 (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
                        -- fortune
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"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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