Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
Mary Hemingway: "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before." -- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998
Nurturing: The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was small.
Education and intelligence aren't the same thing!
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