"Yeah I know, I don't have the big one though..." -- me
"If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns." --Edward Abbey
"Disappointment doesn't kill." "Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims." -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"I don't care where you take me, just take me..." -- Angela (yet again)
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