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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  



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"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
 'brier' and 'nard'..."
                        -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)


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"I like the bestiality..."
                        -- Karen Peisley


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Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.

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When I have been asked during these last weeks who
caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer
has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the
riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for
the killings? The killers are to blame. 

    - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex
                  social issues behind the
                  Los Angeles Riots 

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