Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey
"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud', 'brier' and 'nard'..." -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)
"I like the bestiality..." -- Karen Peisley
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots
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