"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for you..." -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live without. -- Anon --
"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement." -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide
* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get married
* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" -The Engagement Ring -The Wedding Ring -The Suffe-Ring -The Endu-Ring
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