"Terrorism: deadly violence against humans and other living things. 
 Usually conducted by government against its own people."
 
                                                 --Edward Abbey

   When I married my wife, she had a real hourglass figure.
   The sands of time have pretty much taken care of that though.

"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 

There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.

     - W. C. Fields 

Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much. 

     - G.K. Chesterton