There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this
       to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. --
       Nietzsche

"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't" 

Sent by Mindi

"Perl - the swiss army chainsaw of UNIX tools"
                        -- Rob Kolstad

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same 
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " 
    - Galileo Galilei