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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"
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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet
Earth taken from space.  On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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