Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  

"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely." 

    - Edward Abbey 

Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind
       overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out
       of some asshole who desperately needs it.

I was once walking through the forest alone.  A tree fell right in front of me
-- and I didn't hear it.

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. " 
    - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)