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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.


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"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."



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The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..." 

     - Patrick F. McManus 

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Trust no one.
Only those who you trust can betray you.

                     -- Robert Goodkind -- 

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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

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