* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."
The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of stifling strife..." - Patrick F. McManus
Trust no one. Only those who you trust can betray you. -- Robert Goodkind --
"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." - Scott Adams
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