"President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad 
movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going 
to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"

                                                    -Jay Leno

Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint. 

- Mark Twain 

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, it's yours
forever. If it doesn't, it wasn't yours to begin with.

"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
                        -- Karen