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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? 

     Who cares? 

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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?

"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Why can't you circumcise Iranians? 

    - There's no end to those pricks. 

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   A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't
   adversely affected by
   aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in
   the class.
   


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Why can't you circumcise Iranians? 

    - There's no end to those pricks. 

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