Illinois State University - As a woman was crossing the stage to accept her diploma at a commencement ceremony, something unusual and tragic happened. The woman's grandfather fell over, suffering from a heart attack. A few minutes later as she was leaving the platform, her grandmother had one as well. Consequently, the student notified reporters that she will not be seeking her master's degree.
The following item is from the New York Times 24 Aug 96... COMPUTER INTERFACE CONTRIBUTES TO PLANE CRASH The crash of a Cali-bound American Airlines jet last December in Colombia, S.A., occurred because the plane's captain entered an incomplete command into the onboard computer -- and the default action taken by the software pointed the plane in the wrong direction. The beacons at the Cali and Bogota airports both begin with the letter R, which is the only character the pilot typed; instead of proceeding toward Cali, the plane turned in the opposite direction (toward Bogata) and crashed into a mountain.
During a committee meeting at our college we were discussing how best to teach technology since it changed so fast. I made the statement that when teaching technology, most teachers were "flying by the seat of their pants." A few days later in a faculty retreat, a teacher from our committee told the members of the retreat that she liked my description of how we were trying to teach technology. She is, however, from eastern Europe and still struggles with American idioms. As she gave me credit for the quote, she said, "Most teachers are teaching by the fly of their pants!"
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