On Campus: "In a rare lapse of generosity, the NCAA has decided college athletes can get jobs. This statement was sent via ship-to-shore cable from the NCAA yacht SS TV Revenue anchored off Monte Carlo." "Athletes just can't make it anymore on what alumni give them," says Alan Ray.
Sign in a gas station: Coke - 49 cents. Two for a dollar.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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