Check this out:
Larry Flynt, owner and publisher of the US pornographic
magazine "Hustler" has publicly offered Kenneth Starr a
job

Sign on a church bulletin board:
You aren't too bad to come in, You aren't good enough to stay out.

A survey by cosmetics firm Avon revealed that British women 
would rather iron than have sex in the morning.  I've visited 
Britain, and I've got an even better idea for British men and 
women: how about *brushing your teeth* in the morning?