Richard said he had a hat that says, "For sale- Ex Wife. Take 
over payments."

Carolyn had been born and raised in Iowa and her first trip outside the 
state was to enroll in college in New York city.

Her roommate was a typical NY snob, yet had nice streak. After hearing 
Carolyn say she was from Iowa her roommate was quick to point out "that's 
all very nice, but here in the east we pronounce it Ohio." 

It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
counterpart.
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
"Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man", he continued.
"While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things:  1) He will try to compete or 2) watch."
"In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man's meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course."