"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.

"I'd rather drink a pint of someone else's diarrhoea then listen to this
 stuff."
                        -- Daniel, referring to me and Martyn singing in the
                           lab (he's now joined the choir =))

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."

Mick Miller.