God is dead. Voltaire (underneath) Voltaire is dead. God (Odeon Metro station, Paris)
* Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides."
"... beyond a shadow of a doubt... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull elephant seals cast shadows... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal..." -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital
"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation. If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation. Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations. Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation." -- Plunderer's Theme (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)
Confucious say: "Man who runs in front of car will soon get tired." OR "Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."
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