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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an 
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even 
considering if there is a man on base."

                                      - Dave Barry
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* Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
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"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but
       wish we didn't." -- Erica Jong
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"Television has brought back murder into the home
                                  -- where it belongs."

Alfred Hitchcock.
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"Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield."
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