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"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
                        -- Tim Marks
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"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
 a bill."
                        -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me
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"The best thing about Altzheimers is getting to hide your
own Easter eggs."
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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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