ON WORLD POLITICS
   Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
 you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
 front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
 holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
                        -- Dave Barry

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog.  The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."

The only failure without dignity is the failure to try.
                     -- Anon -- 

Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
       inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
       his neighbour.