On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
   performance.


  

- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Beakman: We have learned that mosquitoes are twice as attracted
to the color blue as to other colors.

Lester:  That's why Smurfs are always walking around scratching
themselves.
                                 -- "Beakman's World"

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman