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"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau
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                        -- Clueless spam mail at it's worst
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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey
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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom. 

                                                    -- Voltaire
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Lisa:  Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy? 
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart.  If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed. 
   -- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
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