My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
   her,
   I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
   I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.

Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.

     - Woody Allen 

He was a man of great statue. 

    - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins 

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece