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Men are conservative after dinner.
        
                              --Emerson
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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington
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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington
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Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn
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"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens
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