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Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

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Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals. 

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Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
          "Waiting are they?  Waiting are they?  Well--let 'em wait."

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Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."

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