Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?" Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea." sent SC123
Stewart's law of retroaction: It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
Last words of Allen, Ethan (1738-1789) "Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait."
Arnold Bennett: "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else."
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