"His ignorance is encyclopedic" 
    - Abba Eban 

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
 bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
                        -- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never
       worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton