Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

'On the other hand the early worm gets eaten' 

Anon

Erica Jong:
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever 
see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.

    - Gilligan's Island 

* If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, what is baby oil made of?